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Yo Mama Jokes Galore - Harry Potter
Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her.
Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”.
Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t kiss her!
Yo mama’s so fat the Sorting Hat...
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“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it...”
– Arthur Weasley
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“Percy : I was a fool! I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a —...”
– Fred and Percy Weasley
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“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies, Hermione.”
– Fred Weasley
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“Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than...”
– Fred Weasley
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“I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.”
– Fred Weasley
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